If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Perjury

Revenge porn

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

No freedom is absolute.

Insider trading

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Threats of violence

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Insurrection

Terroristic threats

Trade secrets

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

False advertising

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Conspiracy

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

Revealing classified information

HIPAA violations